Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo momma's so fat that she made you look skinny

Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.

Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid

Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.

Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure

Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub.

 Yo Momma So Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years.

Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus.

Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite. 

 Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater.

Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes.

Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion.