|
Mean Pickup Lines
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Man
- Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking
out my package!
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Man
- Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
I've had quite
a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well
then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
|
