Signs That You Might Be A Redneck
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and
bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big
People hear your car a long time before they see it.